Homonyms will get you every time.

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Mommy, whenever I see somebody who looks like you it makes me think of you.

What, when you see people like, out in the world?Grader

No, at school. There’s one kid who looks a lot like you, except not quite. I think it’s a Grader.

A Grader? Like, a First Grader?

Yeah.

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