Actual text message exchange from earlier today. I am a control freak. He is not. Thank goodness:
SouthernGirl: Do you want to meet me for lunch? I’m free from 11:45-12:45.
Mr: Sure I will plan my gym so I can meet you will see you @ 11:45
SG: Where is a good place to eat over here? (I am in the  building)
Mr: I can meet you in front of Maxys on Market Street. How is that?
SG: You mean Macy’s right?
SG: I don’t know – is Maxys an actual place?
Mr: I will see you @ 11:45
SG: I’m not being a smart ass – I really didn’t know!
Mr: The oil spot in the middle of Market street. How is that?
SG: See you there