>When I dropped B off at school this morning, one of the teachers was refereeing a particularly animated playground dispute. Two little boys were *screaming* at each other – as I got closer, one was yelling, “THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE.”
The teacher, calmly, said, “Well, at John’s house they put the tooth under the pillow, and and Jimmie’s house they put the tooth on top of the pillow – but the tooth fairy will find it either way, no matter where you put it.”
Oh my. I bet discussions of Santa Clause would put the Jerry Springer Show in the shade.